someone on this site didn’t like Action Bronson and I asked em why and they said “he raps too much” lmao that killed me
taking people seriously on this website
this is still SO FUNNY
" you should come to Florida "
my lil brother has somebody saved in his phone as “nah”
bruh, it’s his girlfriend … smfh lol
"Sorry Mrs. Drizzy for all the art talk."
Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.
weedman was supposed to be here like 30 minutes ago
i hope he and my marijuana are okay
when you a changed man but she not tryna hear it
Niggas barely change tho
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
once upon a time, in Japan…. *white characters*
this takes place in Africa… *white characters*
our story starts in the Middle East… *white characters*
Long ago in Europe… *white characters* “for historical accuracy”
this is why there aren’t more black models
because we always look the best and steal the show
the competition kills them
so i understand why they pick mayo every time
nice, safe mayo
"nice, safe mayo"
*falls down the steps*
She slayyyeeddddddddddd and stole the whole show.