me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
Chris Tucker hitting that Shmoney Dance
1+1 = Ed
The episode where they all became self aware
someone on this site didn’t like Action Bronson and I asked em why and they said “he raps too much” lmao that killed me
taking people seriously on this website
this is still SO FUNNY
" you should come to Florida "
my lil brother has somebody saved in his phone as “nah”
bruh, it’s his girlfriend … smfh lol
"Sorry Mrs. Drizzy for all the art talk."